which one do i get?? hardest decision of my life?
Me: [having a mental breakdown]
A friend: hey can you help me out real quick I’m having a mental breakdown
Me: [pausing my mental breakdown] yeah what’s up bb what’s wrong
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bad parts of the signs
- aries: holds grudges like no tomorrow
- taurus: helps literally everyone but wont let others help them
- gemini: tries to help people but honestly hurts them more than helping
- cancer: is either super apathetic or empathetic and that can really get to them
- leo: can let their need for validation affect their lives in a very bad way
- virgo: is constantly bottling up their emotions because they dont want to burden others
- libra: has a hard time keeping up with communications and easily looses friends because of this
- scorpio: extremely reckless and will do anything to prove themselves
- sagittarius: never starts conversations and then gets upset that people dont talk to them
- capricorn: absolutely never says whats on their minds and will lie to avoid fights
- aquarius: super passive aggressive and has no filter on what they say
- pisces : can never take things seriously on the outside but is always stressed out on the inside
*Hears the beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies* … *Jumps down stairs* *Crashes into room* OH. *Punches lamp* WELL IMAGINE *Kicks through window* AS IM PACING THE PEWS *Flips couch over* IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR *Throws coffee table out window* AND I CANT HELP BUT TO HEAR *Kicks wall* NO I CANT HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS *Grabs you by the shirt collar* WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
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- Someone: *is more mentally stable than me*
- Me: damn I want that
- Someone: *is more mentally ill than me*
- Me: damn i want that
- anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF-
- me: we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it
- anxiety: yeah but i have looked at it from a new angle and there si like 20 more reasons why you should be worried about it
- me:
- me:
- me: ...go on
Me in Hell
- Satan: What are you in for?
- Me: *Looks up from phone* Huh?
- Satan: Wait. Let me guess. You're wearing pajamas, hair's a mess, bags under the eyes, phone in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other, reading smutty fan fiction, your computer is in your backpack, and you are wearing Dan and Phil merch. You're phan trash?
- Me: *nods yes*
- Satan: Welcome!
me: is in love with tsukishima kei
also me: is in love with akaashi keiji
also me: is in love with oikawa tooru
also me: is in love with iw
Me: *Does a tarot reading for myself*
Tarot: *tells me what I absolutely didn’t want to know*
Me: …how can I interpret this to my advantage